Chronicles Of Narnia and Mt.Dew!

Last night was awesome!! The Youth and Steven did really well with the music and, just the whole thing!! You guys did a really good job!! Later though we had a movie night down stairs and we watched the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe! It was a lot of fun!! We, Emma, Vada, Lacey, Derek, Colton, and Nathan whispered for part of the time, but then we got in trouble by Ron. Oops!! Derek spilled Mountain Dew all over me, well not really just my leg and part of my shirt and arm. So then I sticky and gross, but I loved the movie!! I hope that the Youth can go see Prince Caspian, hopefully last night did not ruin that possibility.

My parents get choir notes in the mail and there is always a joke at the bottom so far this one is my absolute favorite!!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a "Nazi".
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put in on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that supported a politician that I didn't support! I try to have a little fun each day now that I am retired. It's important to me health.

I love it!! I hope that you guys have a great evening!!
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